In a shocking turn of events, Forooghian + Company has confirmed that its lawyers have been spending their time… practicing law.
Despite maintaining a perfectly good “News” page and also a fairly ambitious “Blog”, sources say the firm has been distracted by trivial matters such as closing financings, drafting agreements, and answering late-night client calls. “We had a choice: update the blog, or help a client meet a filing deadline,” said one lawyer. “We regret nothing.”
The firm stressed that new Blog posts will appear just as soon as the lawyers experience a sudden and unprecedented lull in deals - sometime around the year 2087.